1 00:00:09,208 --> 00:00:11,208 [whimsical music playing] 2 00:00:16,083 --> 00:00:18,083 [triumphant music playing] 3 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:26,074 api.OpenSubtitles.org is deprecated, please implement REST API from OpenSubtitles.com 4 00:00:33,125 --> 00:00:34,125 Sh! 5 00:00:34,208 --> 00:00:35,875 [softly] Okay. Let's go. 6 00:00:50,625 --> 00:00:51,916 [woman grunts, gasps] 7 00:00:53,750 --> 00:00:56,291 [snores] 8 00:00:59,291 --> 00:01:00,875 - [gunman] Piss off. - Hmm? 9 00:01:00,958 --> 00:01:01,958 [gasps] 10 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:05,500 [snoring] 11 00:01:09,958 --> 00:01:12,416 Okay. In three, four... 12 00:01:13,166 --> 00:01:16,500 [to the tune of Happy Birthday] ♪ S dnyom rozhdeniya tebya! ♪ 13 00:01:16,583 --> 00:01:20,083 ♪ S dnyom rozhdeniya tebya! ♪ 14 00:01:20,166 --> 00:01:22,250 ♪ S dnyom rozhdeniya... ♪ 15 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:23,833 Is she alive? 16 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:27,291 Alexandra. Alexandra, wake up. 17 00:01:27,791 --> 00:01:29,125 [Alexandra groans] 18 00:01:29,208 --> 00:01:32,041 Oh, she's waking up. Birthday song now, again. 19 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:35,041 - [music resumes] - Happy sweet sixteen, my love. 20 00:01:35,125 --> 00:01:36,291 Uh, where is my gift? 21 00:01:36,958 --> 00:01:39,291 You. Give gift immediately. 22 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,083 What is this? 23 00:01:43,166 --> 00:01:47,500 That tiara, my princess, was worn by the Queen of England 24 00:01:47,583 --> 00:01:50,416 more than 600 years ago. Mm? 25 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:53,125 Don't care about old things. Next. 26 00:01:55,875 --> 00:01:57,833 Is this supposed to be a joke? 27 00:01:58,625 --> 00:01:59,958 This doesn't even fit. 28 00:02:00,041 --> 00:02:02,791 [chuckles] Maybe not yet. 29 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,125 [gunshot] 30 00:02:34,416 --> 00:02:37,083 - Ta-da! - Is that what I think it is? 31 00:02:37,166 --> 00:02:38,708 Oh, da. 32 00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:42,291 Those world-class doctors are your birthday present. 33 00:02:42,375 --> 00:02:45,291 They will give you the biggest tits and lips 34 00:02:45,375 --> 00:02:48,291 any 16-year-old girl could ever wish for. 35 00:02:48,875 --> 00:02:50,625 Thank you, Papulya. 36 00:02:50,708 --> 00:02:54,416 It's going to be the best 16th birthday party ever. 37 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:57,875 Now we can take sexy family photos together. 38 00:02:57,958 --> 00:03:01,333 I will teach you how to arch your back to make that ass pop. 39 00:03:01,416 --> 00:03:02,833 - [feedback ringing] - [man] Hello. 40 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:05,458 One, two, three. Let's get going, Charlie. 41 00:03:05,541 --> 00:03:09,541 [groans] You know I hate old things. Who do they think they are anyway? 42 00:03:10,041 --> 00:03:11,833 - [zapping] - [screams] Ah-ah! Ah! 43 00:03:12,416 --> 00:03:14,125 [phone ringing] 44 00:03:14,208 --> 00:03:16,833 Da. Da, tonight. 45 00:03:16,916 --> 00:03:19,083 Yes, illegal. 46 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:22,041 Very important. Huge deal. 47 00:03:22,125 --> 00:03:27,041 Agents everywhere. Yes. Yes, Ms. Barell. Da. 48 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,791 [foreboding music playing] 49 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:37,708 [frantic string music playing] 50 00:03:56,875 --> 00:03:59,083 - [chatter, laughter] - [ambient music playing] 51 00:03:59,166 --> 00:04:00,166 [Jonathan grunts] 52 00:04:01,333 --> 00:04:02,208 [music fades] 53 00:04:02,291 --> 00:04:03,708 Okay, okay. I think I got you, 54 00:04:03,791 --> 00:04:06,958 but, uh, could you repeat that part of the importance of the mission? 55 00:04:07,041 --> 00:04:09,083 - You were breaking up there. - I took notes. 56 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,083 - We can go through it later. - No. 57 00:04:11,166 --> 00:04:13,666 I want this to be absolutely clear. 58 00:04:13,750 --> 00:04:16,125 This is our most risky mission in years, 59 00:04:16,208 --> 00:04:18,208 but the reward is outstanding. 60 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:20,750 Okay, good. I got that part. Keep going. 61 00:04:20,833 --> 00:04:25,291 This Russian oligarch is under police surveillance 24/7, 62 00:04:25,375 --> 00:04:29,208 so your only chance is to blend in at a party he is holding 63 00:04:29,291 --> 00:04:33,250 and make the delivery of the radioactive thing. 64 00:04:33,333 --> 00:04:35,166 Oh. [chuckles] 65 00:04:35,250 --> 00:04:38,625 It's just like, uh, in a James Bond movie, almost. [laughs] 66 00:04:38,708 --> 00:04:39,708 That's awesome. 67 00:04:40,583 --> 00:04:41,416 What? 68 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:45,000 It's like James Bond, you know? Or you, uh... like a James Bond movie. 69 00:04:45,083 --> 00:04:46,333 So... very cool. 70 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:47,833 James Bond? 71 00:04:48,708 --> 00:04:49,916 Never heard of him. 72 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,916 You never seen a James Bond movie? 73 00:04:53,291 --> 00:04:54,875 - No. - [chuckles] Uh... 74 00:04:54,958 --> 00:04:58,750 You see, James Bond works as an agent, and the women are, like, gorgeous... 75 00:04:58,833 --> 00:05:01,041 - [bangs table] This is real life, Nico... - [cat yowls] 76 00:05:01,125 --> 00:05:04,375 ...not some series of films. Is everything a joke to you? 77 00:05:04,458 --> 00:05:10,125 No, no. I... It... It was just a... a... a reference to how cool this mission is. 78 00:05:10,208 --> 00:05:13,166 It's, um... It's... It's an outstanding mission. 79 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:16,791 That's why I, like, mentioned him because it's a... it's a cool project. 80 00:05:16,875 --> 00:05:17,958 I meant no harm. 81 00:05:18,041 --> 00:05:21,875 - Failure is not an option on this mission. - Certainly, Mr. Tyrant. 82 00:05:21,958 --> 00:05:23,666 I want you all to know 83 00:05:23,750 --> 00:05:27,416 that I'm preparing a shark tank, just in case you fail me. 84 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:28,333 A shark tank? 85 00:05:28,416 --> 00:05:32,625 My own creation, not in reference to anything else. 86 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:35,125 It might be a bit over the top, but I can assure you 87 00:05:35,208 --> 00:05:38,500 it sends a powerful message throughout our organization. 88 00:05:38,583 --> 00:05:40,000 Please spread the word. 89 00:05:40,083 --> 00:05:42,541 Maybe do a piece on it on the Internet. 90 00:05:43,791 --> 00:05:46,541 That does send a strong message indeed, sir. 91 00:05:46,625 --> 00:05:51,875 It motivates everyone to do our utmost to make sure everything runs smoothly. 92 00:05:51,958 --> 00:05:53,916 Liza, you are the lead on this. 93 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:57,666 You must personally deliver the... radioactive thing. 94 00:05:57,750 --> 00:05:58,791 - Why do I... - Farewell. 95 00:05:58,875 --> 00:05:59,875 Sir? 96 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,041 Shark tank. 97 00:06:02,125 --> 00:06:03,375 Yeah. [chuckles] 98 00:06:03,458 --> 00:06:04,541 So cool. 99 00:06:05,750 --> 00:06:07,750 [suspenseful music playing] 100 00:06:10,958 --> 00:06:13,041 [keypad bleeps] 101 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:16,291 How are we doing here? 102 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:19,458 When we get the radioactive thing, we should be good to go. 103 00:06:19,541 --> 00:06:22,250 Ah, great! That is just great. 104 00:06:22,333 --> 00:06:24,833 Yes, for you, it's great. 105 00:06:24,916 --> 00:06:28,083 For a large part of the world, not so much. 106 00:06:28,166 --> 00:06:32,791 Mm, but for me and my family, it's great, and I put family first. 107 00:06:32,875 --> 00:06:34,666 You don't put family first? 108 00:06:35,541 --> 00:06:37,833 Family is important, but again, 109 00:06:37,916 --> 00:06:41,333 it is not so great for one third of the people on earth. 110 00:06:41,416 --> 00:06:45,375 Ugh, I really don't like that counterproductive attitude. 111 00:06:45,458 --> 00:06:47,000 Where is the team spirit? 112 00:06:47,083 --> 00:06:48,000 Sorry. 113 00:06:48,083 --> 00:06:52,291 It's just that I'd ran a simulation of increasing sea levels, and it... 114 00:06:52,916 --> 00:06:54,833 Well, it kind of freaked me out a bit. 115 00:06:54,916 --> 00:06:57,541 Well, you can freak out on your own time. 116 00:06:57,625 --> 00:07:01,916 This project is about me and my family's economic future, 117 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:07,666 and I don't need random scientists guilt-tripping me at every opportunity. 118 00:07:07,750 --> 00:07:09,000 Sorry, sir. 119 00:07:09,083 --> 00:07:11,166 [beeping, whirring] 120 00:07:14,583 --> 00:07:16,583 [spy music playing] 121 00:07:17,166 --> 00:07:20,250 [sighs] Okay, boys, this is pretty simple in theory. 122 00:07:20,333 --> 00:07:22,500 We bring two identical briefcases. 123 00:07:22,583 --> 00:07:24,750 Fall has the hot one until we're safely inside. 124 00:07:24,833 --> 00:07:28,000 Nico has the other. Then we make a switch and the delivery. 125 00:07:28,083 --> 00:07:30,625 - All risk is on him. Easy-peasy. - [Pedro] Sounds good. 126 00:07:30,708 --> 00:07:33,416 Nico, you'll be dressed as a waiter, so you can blend in easily. 127 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:36,458 - Uh... Can I be something else? - What do you mean? 128 00:07:36,541 --> 00:07:40,541 Something else than a waiter? It just feels a bit cliché. No offense. 129 00:07:40,625 --> 00:07:42,375 Okay. What do you suggest? 130 00:07:42,458 --> 00:07:45,166 Well, just something a bit cooler, no? 131 00:07:45,250 --> 00:07:48,833 Like a blackjack dealer or something. Helicopter mechanic, 132 00:07:48,916 --> 00:07:51,916 maybe with an eye patch and a cigar or something. I don't know. 133 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,080 [Liza] A waiter can move freely throughout the house. 134 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:57,541 A mechanic wouldn't even be in the house because he would be in the garage. 135 00:07:57,625 --> 00:08:01,666 [Nico] Yeah, unless he forgot some tools in the house or something. 136 00:08:02,291 --> 00:08:06,166 Or what about a chef, like Gordon Ramsay with lots of attitude, 137 00:08:06,250 --> 00:08:09,541 making huge scenes in the kitchen? That... That would be kinda cool. 138 00:08:09,625 --> 00:08:12,041 - You will go as a waiter. - Fine. 139 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:16,333 And Pedro, I need you outside with a sniper rifle. You will be my eyes. 140 00:08:16,416 --> 00:08:18,250 If things go south, you clear a path for me. 141 00:08:18,333 --> 00:08:21,416 - I prefer not ending up in the shark tank. - And what about Captain Fall? 142 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:24,041 He's collateral, in a worst-case scenario of course. 143 00:08:24,125 --> 00:08:27,125 - Really? Mr. Tyrant said that? - Yeah. 144 00:08:27,208 --> 00:08:30,083 Oh. Well, I wasn't really prepared for that yet. 145 00:08:30,166 --> 00:08:32,375 Yeah, I know. I don't like it one bit, 146 00:08:32,458 --> 00:08:35,375 and he really grows on you, but you know the deal. 147 00:08:35,458 --> 00:08:38,250 We aren't supposed to get emotionally attached to the captain, so... 148 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:39,583 [Pedro] I know, I know. 149 00:08:48,041 --> 00:08:49,666 - Whoa! - Hey, Captain. 150 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:50,750 Oh. Hah! 151 00:08:50,833 --> 00:08:52,791 What are you doing here? [chuckles awkwardly] 152 00:08:52,875 --> 00:08:54,250 Oh, you scared me there. 153 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:57,625 You, mi amigo, are invited to the best party ever. 154 00:08:57,708 --> 00:08:59,833 - Am I? - It's from Petrov Popangelov. 155 00:08:59,916 --> 00:09:03,083 He's a Russian philanthropist. A friend of the ship. Amazing guy. 156 00:09:03,166 --> 00:09:04,958 Oh... Um... [chuckles] 157 00:09:05,041 --> 00:09:06,708 Okay. Let's see here. 158 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:10,000 "Dear Captain Fall, it is my distinct honor 159 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:13,500 to invite you to the celebration of my daughter's 16th birthday 160 00:09:13,583 --> 00:09:16,666 at the Popangelov mansion in Monaco this Saturday." 161 00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:17,875 Wow. Hah. 162 00:09:18,583 --> 00:09:22,875 Uh... Just give me a couple of secs. I'm a little blown away here. 163 00:09:23,916 --> 00:09:25,500 You... You okay, Captain? 164 00:09:25,583 --> 00:09:27,791 Yeah. Yeah. It's just that... 165 00:09:28,791 --> 00:09:31,166 It's my first personal invitation, 166 00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:36,041 so that is just something to really, um... cherish and take in, you know? 167 00:09:36,125 --> 00:09:37,833 [sighs] Well, congrats. 168 00:09:37,916 --> 00:09:40,500 [sighs] Okay, so wh... wh... what should I get his daughter? 169 00:09:40,583 --> 00:09:43,208 Is, um... Is Barbie still a thing? 170 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:47,500 Do they still play with those? Or My Little Pony maybe? 171 00:09:47,583 --> 00:09:51,250 Oh, and Care Bears are pretty awesome, right? 172 00:09:51,333 --> 00:09:53,791 No, no, no. Don't worry, Captain. We got you covered. 173 00:09:53,875 --> 00:09:56,125 It comes with instructions from Mr. Tyrant. 174 00:09:56,208 --> 00:09:57,583 - [machine whirs] - Oh! 175 00:09:57,666 --> 00:09:58,916 Hi there, Mr. Tyrant. 176 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:03,708 Dear Jonathan, here is a gift on behalf of you and the ship. 177 00:10:03,791 --> 00:10:05,875 Please sign the card with your full name, 178 00:10:05,958 --> 00:10:09,041 and personally carry this gift case into the party, 179 00:10:09,125 --> 00:10:11,666 and claim that you own it if anybody asks. 180 00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:14,208 Do not open, no matter what happens. 181 00:10:14,291 --> 00:10:17,208 I trust you on this, son. Good luck. 182 00:10:17,291 --> 00:10:19,750 Oh, thank you, and how are you today, sir? 183 00:10:19,833 --> 00:10:21,000 - [machine beeps] - Oh! 184 00:10:21,083 --> 00:10:22,333 Probably busy. 185 00:10:22,416 --> 00:10:23,416 Mm-hmm. 186 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:26,500 Huh. That sure was a specific message. 187 00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:30,041 That is the European gift custom, I think. They are different over here. 188 00:10:30,125 --> 00:10:32,625 But you can open and look now if you want. 189 00:10:32,708 --> 00:10:37,500 Wow! That is the most beautiful penis ring I've ever seen. 190 00:10:37,583 --> 00:10:40,083 - Eh... That is a finger ring. - Yeah? 191 00:10:40,166 --> 00:10:41,000 - Yeah. - Oh. 192 00:10:41,083 --> 00:10:43,000 - Smaller circumference. - Oh. 193 00:10:43,083 --> 00:10:46,333 But let's just close it and not open it until Petrov's daughter gets it, 194 00:10:46,416 --> 00:10:48,208 out of respect for Mr. Tyrant. 195 00:10:48,291 --> 00:10:52,791 One-hundred percent agree. I am all on board on the respect thing. 196 00:10:53,291 --> 00:10:56,625 So let me just grab that and leave it with Timmy down at luggage. 197 00:10:56,708 --> 00:10:57,708 Oh. Okay. 198 00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,708 And you get it when you leave for the party. 199 00:10:59,791 --> 00:11:01,875 - Just as extra service. - Great. 200 00:11:09,166 --> 00:11:10,875 [ambient jazz playing] 201 00:11:12,083 --> 00:11:13,708 I'm so glad you offered to join me. 202 00:11:13,791 --> 00:11:16,458 I would hate to go there alone, not knowing anyone. 203 00:11:16,541 --> 00:11:18,750 [chuckles] I wouldn't miss it for the world. 204 00:11:18,833 --> 00:11:20,708 Consider it kind of a date. 205 00:11:21,375 --> 00:11:24,541 Really? A date, like, between you and me? 206 00:11:24,625 --> 00:11:25,458 Like a date? 207 00:11:25,541 --> 00:11:28,250 Yeah. Yeah, no, sure. A date. Yes. 208 00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:32,208 A date between you and me. Um, anyway, let's go and pick up the gift. 209 00:11:34,208 --> 00:11:36,958 Oh-oh, hi there, Captain Fall. Uh... I'm Timmy. 210 00:11:37,041 --> 00:11:38,291 Hi there. I... 211 00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:40,791 I... Haven't I met you before? No? 212 00:11:40,875 --> 00:11:45,750 Oh yeah, I'm just down here all the time, so I really don't get to mingle a lot. 213 00:11:45,833 --> 00:11:46,666 Oh. 214 00:11:46,750 --> 00:11:49,708 So my specific job is to see that everyone gets the right bag. 215 00:11:49,791 --> 00:11:51,791 Suitcase, briefcase, you name it. 216 00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:55,583 That there are no mix-ups if, for example, briefcases, look similar. 217 00:11:55,666 --> 00:11:59,833 That kind of thing, you know? So... Okay, here is yours. 218 00:12:01,541 --> 00:12:02,541 Mm. 219 00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:05,875 - Well, thanks, Timmy. - Yeah. I'm pretty sure I got it right. 220 00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:07,416 - [chuckles] - Oh, great. 221 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:10,791 Yep. It sure is a lot of responsibility, but I love my job. 222 00:12:10,875 --> 00:12:12,625 Well, that is good to hear. 223 00:12:12,708 --> 00:12:15,708 It's nice to meet you, and you know what? I am 100% sure 224 00:12:15,791 --> 00:12:20,375 you will have a long and successful life with that kind of positive attitude. 225 00:12:20,458 --> 00:12:22,458 [distant dance music playing] 226 00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:29,833 [ominous music playing] 227 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:33,750 [dance music playing] 228 00:12:37,041 --> 00:12:40,208 [in French] Skinny man with too-beautiful girlfriend, carrying briefcase. 229 00:12:40,291 --> 00:12:41,458 Could be the one. 230 00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:46,416 - [in English] Talk to me, Pedro. - Looking good. I see you. 231 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:47,791 Nico? 232 00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:49,875 I'm inside. 233 00:12:49,916 --> 00:12:52,875 We have our Interpol friends at your three o'clock. 234 00:13:00,833 --> 00:13:05,333 They sure celebrate children's birthdays differently in Europe. 235 00:13:05,416 --> 00:13:06,416 I guess. 236 00:13:08,416 --> 00:13:09,833 Do you think they love each other? 237 00:13:09,916 --> 00:13:11,059 - [Liza] Hmm? - Oh... Is... I... 238 00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:15,291 Is that real love, or is it just all an act, you think? 239 00:13:17,375 --> 00:13:19,500 - Ooh, I'll get you something to drink. - Uh... Oh. 240 00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:21,791 No! No, I'm good. Truly. 241 00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:25,166 Oh, please. You are my date tonight. [chuckles] 242 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,958 [clears throat] Excusez-moi, mademoiselle. 243 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:39,625 I took French in school and finally it comes in handy. [chuckles] 244 00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:41,791 Oui. 245 00:13:41,875 --> 00:13:44,208 Merci "beauncu," Madame. 246 00:13:46,916 --> 00:13:47,916 Baguette. 247 00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:51,375 Oh. [chuckles] 248 00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:52,791 That's amazing. 249 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,625 When the French speak, it all sounds like poetry. 250 00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:57,666 It truly is the language of love. 251 00:13:58,208 --> 00:14:00,458 [tense music playing] 252 00:14:04,916 --> 00:14:06,500 Interpol is entering the building. 253 00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:07,958 Time to make the switch. 254 00:14:08,041 --> 00:14:09,625 Oh, does your ear hurt, too? 255 00:14:09,708 --> 00:14:11,375 It is so noisy in here, 256 00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:14,375 but it's my first party, so I'm trying to block out the noise 257 00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:15,958 and just enjoy the ride. 258 00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:21,333 You know what? I'm really cold. I need you to hold me. 259 00:14:21,416 --> 00:14:24,375 Whoa. I can hold you for real? 260 00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:26,375 Yes, for real. You are my date, silly. 261 00:14:26,458 --> 00:14:29,375 Just put your briefcase down there and hold me. 262 00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:31,125 Okay. 263 00:14:31,916 --> 00:14:35,250 Oh, wait, um... Would it... Just... Would it be possible 264 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,416 with a little... kiss too, 265 00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:39,625 or is that too much to ask? 266 00:14:39,708 --> 00:14:42,291 Of course! Of course you can kiss me, Jonathan. 267 00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:44,250 I've been waiting for you to ask. 268 00:14:47,416 --> 00:14:49,000 [squelching] 269 00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:51,458 Close your eyes. Open-eyed kisses freak me out. 270 00:14:51,541 --> 00:14:52,601 - [Jonathan] Mm. - [Liza] Oh. 271 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:53,809 - [Liza] Okay. - [Jonathan] Mmm. 272 00:14:53,833 --> 00:14:56,000 Interpol will be at your location in 30 seconds. 273 00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:57,458 Make the switch now, Liza. 274 00:14:58,041 --> 00:14:59,791 [Jonathan] Mm. Mmm. Mm. 275 00:15:00,708 --> 00:15:01,583 Mm. Yeah. 276 00:15:01,666 --> 00:15:05,041 I feel like this French kissing thing just comes natural to me. 277 00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:06,375 Yeah, that was great. 278 00:15:06,458 --> 00:15:10,083 Yeah, the trick is to spin the tongue around as fast as possible. 279 00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:11,392 - Yeah. - Just around and around 280 00:15:11,416 --> 00:15:12,875 - That is the trick. - Oh. 281 00:15:12,958 --> 00:15:14,041 Mm, mm. 282 00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:15,958 [Pedro] Make the switch now, Liza. 283 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,333 [Jonathan] Mm, mm. 284 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:23,291 Yeah, maximum rotation. That's, uh... That's my secret sauce. 285 00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:25,708 - Yeah, a lot of sauce. - Oh. Y... Hmm. 286 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,583 Ah-ho! 287 00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:32,583 Hoo! 288 00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:38,458 Whoa, that whole, uh, kissing experience made me pretty dizzy, actually. 289 00:15:38,541 --> 00:15:41,958 Do you wanna go outside and get some fresh air? 290 00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,750 I... need to go to the bathroom. 291 00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:47,666 Don't know if it's just the juices flowing after that kiss or if I need to pee. 292 00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:50,750 Oh! Okay. I'll wait for you out there. 293 00:15:50,833 --> 00:15:51,833 Mm-hmm! 294 00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:55,125 [sighs] 295 00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:12,875 [elevator chimes] 296 00:16:12,958 --> 00:16:15,000 [ominous music playing] 297 00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:21,166 Sir. 298 00:16:24,541 --> 00:16:27,166 Wonderful party, Mr. Popangelov. 299 00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:31,458 Congratulations on your daughter. Mr. Tyrant sends his warmest regards. 300 00:16:31,541 --> 00:16:33,625 Ah, thank you so much. 301 00:16:36,791 --> 00:16:38,083 [gasps, chuckles] 302 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,458 Hold on, sir. 303 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,000 [sighs] Hoo. 304 00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:54,916 Oh! Hi there. Great party, huh? 305 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,291 Yes, great. 306 00:16:56,375 --> 00:17:00,083 Why are you clinging onto that briefcase like it was your baby 307 00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:02,041 and you were on a sinking ship? 308 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,458 [panting] 309 00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:06,750 Someone fucked up. 310 00:17:06,833 --> 00:17:09,916 Locate Jonathan, or we're going in the fucking shark tank. 311 00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:13,333 Oh. [chuckles] 312 00:17:13,416 --> 00:17:15,083 My boss told me to. It's, uh... 313 00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:19,375 It's supposed to be in my possession at all times, and no one gets to open it. 314 00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:23,083 Okay. Please come with us. Police. 315 00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:26,416 Uh... What? Di... Did I do anything wrong? Did I not follow etiquette? 316 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:29,958 I... I'm... I'm new to this whole oligarch party scene. 317 00:17:33,916 --> 00:17:35,041 [exhales] 318 00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:38,916 [Pedro] I've got you. They're on your left. 319 00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:41,583 Okay. Pedro, wait for the kiss. 320 00:17:41,666 --> 00:17:43,916 Nico, be ready for the switch and clean up. 321 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,625 Okay. Open it, Pinocchio. 322 00:17:45,708 --> 00:17:48,791 How do you know my parents' nickname for me? [chuckles] 323 00:17:48,875 --> 00:17:50,333 Open it now. 324 00:17:50,416 --> 00:17:54,458 No, this is not for you. I've got strict orders. 325 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:56,291 - Je m'en fous... - Oh! Jonathan! 326 00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:59,750 Oh! Hi, Liza. I was just trying to explain to these people 327 00:17:59,833 --> 00:18:01,958 that this present is off-limits. 328 00:18:02,041 --> 00:18:03,291 Oh, you. 329 00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:06,500 Well, put down that stupid briefcase and kiss me again. 330 00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:09,291 I need some more of that swift reptile tongue. 331 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,125 Oh! Eyes closed. 332 00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:14,500 - Mmm. - [Jonathan] Yeah. Heh. 333 00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:16,666 [bullets fly] 334 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,500 Oh, how romantic. 335 00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:22,208 It's like they set up fireworks to celebrate our kiss. 336 00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:26,125 Just, uh... without the entertaining aesthetics. 337 00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:30,375 Let's find somewhere where we can... make love. 338 00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:34,166 Really? Oh yes. I am all-in. 339 00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:40,041 Oh, are you, uh... on the pill, or should I use a "rubber"? Um... 340 00:18:40,125 --> 00:18:41,375 - What... - Oh, you know what? 341 00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:45,250 Can you get us some very elaborate cocktails of some sort? 342 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:49,000 I think I saw a tiki bar in the basement. I'll have to go to the bathroom again, 343 00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:50,958 you know, before we... penetrate. 344 00:18:51,041 --> 00:18:53,750 Oh! Darn. I forgot the gift. Ugh. 345 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,500 Okay. Go get it, and I'll... meet you downstairs in a bit. 346 00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:57,625 Oh, great plan. 347 00:19:15,708 --> 00:19:16,708 [exhales] 348 00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:19,416 Sorry. Little mishap. 349 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:23,041 Just minor. Nothing worth mentioning to anyone. 350 00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:25,333 Ah, I totally understand. 351 00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:28,375 Sometimes the most cunning plan has holes. 352 00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:31,416 I'm sure Mr. Tyrant would like to know all about it. 353 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:34,291 I don't know. He's a very busy man. Like yourself. 354 00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:39,125 So, um... maybe we shouldn't bore him with details. [chuckles] 355 00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:42,000 Maybe I will inform him or maybe not. 356 00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:43,083 We'll see. 357 00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:47,125 [Geiger counter crackles] 358 00:19:47,208 --> 00:19:48,208 Ah, very well. 359 00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:54,916 - Da. - [computer bleeps] 360 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,125 Pocket change. 361 00:19:56,208 --> 00:19:57,448 - [computer bleeps] - [Liza] Mm. 362 00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:00,333 [computer bleeps] 363 00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:03,916 - Because I am so rich. - Oh. 364 00:20:04,791 --> 00:20:08,291 - Good for you. - Yes. Yes. I have been very fortunate. 365 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:10,708 - Really? - Da. 366 00:20:10,791 --> 00:20:13,000 I can buy anything I want. 367 00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:17,458 Go to nice restaurants without worrying about the bill for a second. 368 00:20:17,541 --> 00:20:20,500 Most expensive dish? No problem. 369 00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:22,291 - [computer bleeps] - Okay. 370 00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:26,250 [computer bleeps] 371 00:20:27,666 --> 00:20:34,000 I can buy 1,000 pairs of jeans, eh? 5,000 sweaters. Easily. 372 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:40,125 - Mm. That's a lot of jeans. - Da. Da. 100,000 hamburgers. 373 00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:46,250 Eat one and throw the other 99,999 in the trash, and it wouldn't make a dent 374 00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:47,375 in my fortune. 375 00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:51,291 That is my life. That is the kind of life I am living here. 376 00:20:51,791 --> 00:20:53,875 - [computer bleeps] - Good to hear, sir. 377 00:20:53,958 --> 00:20:55,916 You are obviously very wealthy. 378 00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:00,458 Very. Extremely wealthy, but I have kept my humility. 379 00:21:00,541 --> 00:21:05,083 I remember my roots and where I came from. That is important to me. 380 00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:06,166 Great. 381 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,500 [computer bleeps] 382 00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:15,958 Mm, and thanks to this deal, this is just a start. 383 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:18,333 I'm talking world domination. 384 00:21:18,416 --> 00:21:22,041 All other oligarchs and tycoons, they will bow to me. 385 00:21:22,125 --> 00:21:23,416 [computer chimes] 386 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,583 - Ah, there we are. - [sighs] 387 00:21:25,666 --> 00:21:28,666 Well, great doing business with you, Mr. Popangelov. 388 00:21:33,541 --> 00:21:39,250 And remember that little mishap was minor. Not very interesting to Mr. Tyrant. 389 00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:41,916 - He's a busy man. - Hmm? Uh... Da. Da. 390 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,333 Enjoy the party. 391 00:21:45,916 --> 00:21:48,291 [mellow ambient music playing] 392 00:21:50,958 --> 00:21:53,916 - There you are. I got you this. - [gulps] 393 00:21:54,583 --> 00:21:56,125 [sighs] Thanks. [gulps] 394 00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:57,500 Ooh, thirsty, huh? 395 00:21:58,333 --> 00:22:01,625 Okay. Let's give this girl her gift and get our arses out of here. 396 00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:03,791 Oh, I was hoping we would have time 397 00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:07,625 for that lovemaking thing you talked about previously. 398 00:22:07,708 --> 00:22:09,166 - We don't. - Okay, well I... 399 00:22:09,250 --> 00:22:11,833 I thought that was a great idea, though, to be honest. 400 00:22:11,916 --> 00:22:15,166 It's a... It was a great, um... initiative. 401 00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:17,625 - Oh, happy birthday, Miss! - Come on. 402 00:22:19,041 --> 00:22:21,500 But, uh, you know, it's... it's smart not to rush things. 403 00:22:21,583 --> 00:22:23,250 That's a good move. Okay. 404 00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:27,916 Yeah, the main focus now is that we are officially going steady. 405 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:32,250 Yes, and... and we'll just do the sexing bit when it feels right 406 00:22:32,333 --> 00:22:34,125 for, uh... for both of us. 407 00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:51,750 [whirring] 408 00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:05,000 Well, well, well. 409 00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:09,500 I had hoped my little shark tank wouldn't come in handy so soon. 410 00:23:09,583 --> 00:23:12,250 Sir, the operation was successful. 411 00:23:12,333 --> 00:23:14,333 We got the money, and we cleaned up after us. 412 00:23:14,416 --> 00:23:16,708 We cannot have mistakes. 413 00:23:16,791 --> 00:23:20,625 Mr. Popangelov called me. He was unimpressed. 414 00:23:20,708 --> 00:23:23,916 Oh, he did? But, sir, please, this was minor. 415 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,166 Okay? Look, no harm done. 416 00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:29,375 Yes, please, Sir Tyrant, we don't all deserve this. 417 00:23:29,458 --> 00:23:30,666 [Tyrant] Oh, you do. 418 00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:33,000 - No, sir, not all of us. - Please, sir... 419 00:23:33,083 --> 00:23:35,250 Say your last prayers. 420 00:23:35,750 --> 00:23:38,083 Three, two, one. 421 00:23:39,375 --> 00:23:40,500 [screams] Ah! 422 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:46,083 It was clearly his fault. He deserves this fate. 423 00:23:46,666 --> 00:23:47,666 [gasps] 424 00:23:47,708 --> 00:23:49,750 Ah! Ah! Ah. 425 00:23:49,833 --> 00:23:53,500 And they're about to chow down. 426 00:23:53,583 --> 00:23:56,000 Ah. Ah! Ah! Aah! 427 00:23:56,708 --> 00:24:00,250 They should be attacking him. Why are they not attacking him? 428 00:24:01,166 --> 00:24:02,000 Ah? 429 00:24:02,083 --> 00:24:04,041 Start splashing around, please. 430 00:24:05,208 --> 00:24:08,166 I think they are attracted to, uh... splashing. 431 00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:10,666 You know, so they think he's prey, maybe? 432 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:12,333 Make it look like you're... [clears] 433 00:24:12,416 --> 00:24:14,250 Make it look like you're struggling please. 434 00:24:15,958 --> 00:24:19,666 Fun fact, Sir Tyrant. Humans are not a natural food source for sharks. 435 00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:22,375 Depending on the subtype, they prefer seals, fish, 436 00:24:22,458 --> 00:24:24,083 squid and even plankton. 437 00:24:25,250 --> 00:24:27,416 Don't step on that ladder. You'll regret it. 438 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,583 Ah! Wh... What's worse than being in a shark tank? 439 00:24:31,166 --> 00:24:33,458 That's... actually a good point. 440 00:24:35,583 --> 00:24:36,583 This. 441 00:24:37,083 --> 00:24:38,083 [groans] Agh! 442 00:24:40,375 --> 00:24:41,500 [screams] Ah! 443 00:24:41,583 --> 00:24:44,041 He was right. There is something worse! 444 00:24:44,791 --> 00:24:45,916 I'm dying! 445 00:24:46,666 --> 00:24:49,375 Oh, I'm finally dying. Oh no! 446 00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:52,750 It's death! It's death! 447 00:24:52,833 --> 00:24:54,208 Oh! 448 00:24:54,291 --> 00:24:57,625 All my blood's leaving. It's all going! 449 00:24:58,291 --> 00:24:59,458 Ow! 450 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,708 Ah, so cold. It's... 451 00:25:03,250 --> 00:25:04,541 Ah! Ah! 452 00:25:04,625 --> 00:25:05,875 Grandma! 453 00:25:09,125 --> 00:25:10,125 Ah! 454 00:25:11,208 --> 00:25:12,208 Oh! 455 00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:17,750 [elevator music playing] 456 00:25:18,305 --> 00:26:18,265 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/f8ug3 Help other users to choose the best subtitles 457 00:26:18,315 --> 00:26:22,865 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0